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If I had to guess, a cargo container spilled into the sea and now the Therohaline conveyer is pulling them to the shore.
@selontheweb How many did Godfrey Ho buy? O.o
@selontheweb those empty eyes
he's been to the other side and seen what should not be seen; he now knows what should not be known
Anyone who's sat through *Ninja Terminator* knows that it's Godfrey Ho's fault.
@selontheweb who made this curse, I didn't teach magic for this
Maddie
@selontheweb This is a physical manifestation of capitalism, right here 
I can imagine all sorta of parallels and clean summaries to be made about the present human condition and what we have done to our planet based solely on this situation
@selontheweb imagine going to the beach one day and just seeing dozens of decaying garfield phones
a wave crashes on the shore, washing up another one
@lynnesbian i would perish instantly
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@lynnesbian
Planet of the Apes ending but instead of the statue of liberty it's Garfield phones
@Nine @selontheweb you damn dirty cat
@lynnesbian @selontheweb that's just what the fediverse looks like in real life