@selontheweb

If I had to guess, a cargo container spilled into the sea and now the Therohaline conveyer is pulling them to the shore.

@selontheweb imagine going to the beach one day and just seeing dozens of decaying garfield phones

a wave crashes on the shore, washing up another one

@selontheweb
@lynnesbian

Planet of the Apes ending but instead of the statue of liberty it's Garfield phones

@selontheweb @lynnesbian a filthy garfield phone, tangled in seaweed and flecked with fish guts, washes onto the beach by your feet.

it rings. dying, you limply wrestle the receiver from the seaweed and put it to your crumbling ear

"I hate Mondays", it says. so do you.

@morae @selontheweb @lynnesbian This viral marketing campaign for Doom's "Shores of Hell" is really going off the rails.

@morae @selontheweb @lynnesbian Obviously there's a portal to Deimos where all these phones are coming from.

@lynnesbian @selontheweb that's just what the fediverse looks like in real life

@selontheweb This is a physical manifestation of capitalism, right here πŸ˜“πŸ˜›

I can imagine all sorta of parallels and clean summaries to be made about the present human condition and what we have done to our planet based solely on this situation πŸ˜›

@selontheweb

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

@selontheweb

Anyone who's sat through *Ninja Terminator* knows that it's Godfrey Ho's fault.

@selontheweb those empty eyes

he's been to the other side and seen what should not be seen; he now knows what should not be known

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