@kew i hate this
@lynnesbian look at his face Lynne. look at how downcast those shackles make him. look into your heart and ask yourself what has he done to deserve this
@kew i will domme uncle sam into using the superior measurement system
@kew you know he had to do it to em
"One reason this country never adopted the metric system might be pirates. Here's what happened:"
@kew
What has he done? Just the big, obvious things, or shall I make a list...?
@kew Yeah it should be "kilometres". :P
(Don't take that too seriously.)
@kew these chains are exactly 2 feet and one wiggle long as God intended. Satan can keep his "metrics"