Good morning, comrades! The temperature here is 27.5°F and Partly Cloudy with 92.0% humidity. The nearest storm is 100 miles away. Ozone is 356.9 DU. The average Air Quality Index is 70, which is considered Moderate. It will be Possible light rain tomorrow afternoon. Light rain tomorrow and next Sunday. Remember, drink plenty of water, eat something that's not processed junk food, and stretch before physical activity. Solidarity, and have a good day! #weather #kc #kansascity
@teslas_moustache this is what I would want to hear in the morning, but make it Celsius! 
@teslas_moustache I don't know how to use GitHub but that's really fucking neat!