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Good morning, comrades! The temperature here is 19.2°F and Foggy with 92.0% humidity. The nearest storm is 2 miles away. Ozone is 356 DU. The average Air Quality Index is 9, which is considered Good. It will be Foggy until this afternoon. Mixed precipitation today and Friday. Remember, drink plenty of water, eat something that's not processed junk food, and stretch before physical activity. Solidarity, and have a good day! #weather #kc #kansascity
@teslas_moustache@sunbeam.city#shrimpjuicethegoblin lookin' out at the snowy hellscape.
IDK why tf it's saying "foggy". That is not the primary weather event that people are concerned about rn.