Obi Wan really never made good on that whole "strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" thing
it sounded better than "strike me down and my ghost will refer a whiny farmboy to a higher education opportunity"
@interneteh strike me down and I turn into a being of pure vibes
@bonzoesc honestly, mood
@interneteh "strike me down and i will claim credit for the successes of the generation following mine despite having done next to nothing to materially support them, and indeed having acted in ways that made those successes harder to achieve because i thought i knew best and it turned out that was my pride talking"
obi wan's a boomer
@interneteh actual last words "wait I was trying to sound cool!"