Tired pic of me 

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The secret bi/pan handshake is just finger pistols

Ok, with kiddos help, I got this bed moved to its spot. . The ground is a little uneven, so I'll have to do a bit of digging

Reminder for Halloween candy buying purposes: Jelly Belly is transphobes.

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the pope just rang me and told me that he's made me a saint for being really sexy and good at sex. so that's cool isnt it.

Tired pic of me 

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dad information 

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World’s Most Married Man Gives Costco Card a Permanent Wallet Slot

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irony poisoning is great and all but when it actually stops you from speaking sincerely about anything it's actually harmful

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if you decipher the clues, they will lead you to a Goonies-style treasure cave/boat situation

I was singing that song Down By The Bay to lil guy for bedtime and he was making uonhia own rhymes. They were very... Approximate

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what’s cooler than bein cool????

bein a dog with sunglasses on

alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

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My husband, reading my newsletter, asked me if "ay cee ay bee means all cops are bad"

Downloading more Kero Kero Bonito bc lil guy wants more Japanese language music. And because they're cool

Just me lusting after cheese 

Fun fact: Filipinos "discovered" California, landing at Morro Bay, October 18, 1587.
nextshark.com/filipinos-discov

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@interneteh I feel like I’ve probably told you this before, but Terroir is a wine tycoon game with a nice vibe. You unlock different barrels and stuff

I want a game where I'm a cheese tycoon. Where I can unlock cave aging and shit.

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Sunbeam City 🌻

Sunbeam City is a Libertarian Socialist solarpunk instance. It is ran democratically by a cooperative of like-minded individuals.