It’s Bi Visibility Day? Dammit. My superpowers are useless today!
@InvaderXan *shakes fist at this day*
@InvaderXan wait, wait, wait
when is sit like a bisexual day??
@meena Wait, that's a thing?
@InvaderXan there's even a chair for people who can't sit straight: https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/08/30/bisexual-chair-ma-matiazi-israel-walker-viral/