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The French word for hand is "main".
The outermost layer of your skin's epidermis is known as the stratum corneum, a Latin term which translates as "horny layer".
So technically, yes, I am horny on main.
So are you.
@InvaderXan Not if this pumice works as advertised!
@InvaderXan "Horny on Main" sounds like an English village.
@bulkington @InvaderXan de: Horny am Main
@InvaderXan sounds like something the Fruit Viking would say
@LilyVers I’m getting into character! 
