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Most computers flower only once every 100 years, but some flower and bear fruit each year if well watered and cared for
The opposite of a computer is ghosts
We all just pretend UNIX exists
Processor cycles are marketing hype. We have all been on a 24-hour processor cycle since the early 1990s
The Bible was originally written and compiled in QBASIC
"USB keys" is the scientific term for computer egg sacs
Variables with $ in their names are only usable by premium coders
@leila Computers can actually be grown from cuttings. Take a key from any laptop keyboard (home row keys work best) and place it in a mix of sand and iron filings, and water it regularly