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The ideal for both capitalism and communism is that everyone works for free, the only difference is that capitalists want to be paid for it.

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Interviewer: Whats the hardest thing you've done in your life?

Me: Exited

Service guarantees citizenship! Would you like to know more?

Leftist open-source developers are like "fork around and find out"

Video games are good actually. They say that being a hero means killing every boss you see.

there are definitely problems with fedi but I do enjoy that i can be certain that on Saturday #DeathToAmerica will be trending #onhere

fuck traditional cishet romance i wanna go on urbex date

Please consider writing your hashtags in upper camelcase so screen readers have a chance at figuring them out.

#whyistayonmastodon sounds like an giant undecipherable mess of sounds.

#WhyIStayOnMastodon reads out "Why I Stay On Mastodon" 😄

(Reason #44 I stay here: my previous requests like this have been generally well-received, proving that most people are awesome.)

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it's like astronomically fucked up to drug test your employees for literally any reason

What if Peter Kropotkin made youtube videos (I'm having a lot of fun right now)

cw there's food in the picture

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fun safer sex facts! 

did u know...

1. lube is a safer sex supply! using lube reduces the risk of microtears and inflammation during PIV and anal sex, which are the primary causes of STIs transmitted through bodily fluids!

2. STIs can affect the throat and mouth! oral sex can transmit STIs including HIV!

3. modern body-safe silicone toys are generally ok to use with silicone lube! if a silicone toy is going to react to silicone lube it may actually be TPE/TPR or NOT bodysafe! spot test ur toys!

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Sunbeam City 🌻

Sunbeam City is a Libertarian Socialist solarpunk instance. It is ran democratically by a cooperative of like-minded individuals.