Nightmare Twink Extraordinare @weapxnfriend@sunbeam.city

it's entirely possible that you're wrong about what your gender is and everyone else is just more wrong

that's not a bad thing

you can worry about fixing it if it turns out to be true

@j997922 how many talk shows do you need. there should just be one and the host shouldn’t be funny. they should be mean, and the goal should be humiliation. i want a new roster of cheaply paid hit actors every year. none of this “respected and properly compensated for their craft” garbage

@triz

the vaping ban rules because people will quit looking like dweebs

picking up my kindle, logging on to the book store e-website and typing in "beff jezos." no more will i give A Fuck

turning a big dial that says FLIRT INTENSITY on it and constanty looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on The Price is Right

im not ignoring you because i dont like you, i just cant handle the pressure of a one-on-one conversation right now

what up it's yer sleepy post holiday gf

#TransOnTrains

changing my job title to gender repair technician and you cant stop me

here's me being spooky

I really enjoyed listening to this tonight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvrPpT7sYDU

im adding u//w//u to my vocabulary in bottom autumn 2019

why u need wifi when you can stare into your wife's eye? 🤔

i’m drinking a grape monster and it tastes like a vat of dangerous chemicals thinking about a grape

THIS bitch... #UnisexSunday

Y'ALL
THIS PUP

the fediverse will never replace twitter and that's a really good thing because then it would be twitter