Trash Panda @stitchwitchery@sunbeam.city

My puppers are the cutest puppers, I am prepared to fight anything to defend their honors.

Ho man. We dog sat for a friend a few weeks ago, and tood them to maybe looking to a different kibble, because that dog had the worst farts. They were like "naw man, that's just the dog"
Today our puppy found a busy feeder toy under the couch that had a few of that dogs kibbles still in it... And has had the most god awful stank ass farts all day! Send help.

And if you have a 12 week old puppy, chances are good that at least once he will /leak/ all over your feet. In the middle of the night. While you are carrying him outside. Causing you to hobble to the bathroom with a dog in one hand, washing you foot with the other hand, because if you set him down it will be more then a /leak/.
#the joy of house training

((vinegar+salt+water) + plants ) × ((time/ heat(+/-)) =
Solve for pickles

Also same side who call my mother (I'm 32) to tell her I "never thanked them" for cards or gifts I never received. ??? Don't think I can't smell ya bullshit.

This is the same side of the family who always nag me (publicly) about how I never fly out to visit them... Like, ya gonna buy my ticket or???

At a family thing, my uncle is waxing poetic about stocks. He proclaims with great relish, that if I would have only invested $10,000 in (company) I would now be just shy of $3mill now.

$10,000? I'm lucky if I have $10. Thanks for the good good investment tip pal.

🚨 This just in! 🚨
👏 Brewing 👏 Weak 👏 Coffee 👏 Is👏 Workplace 👏 Terrorism 👏
#ifiwantedtea #iwouldamadetea

Ok last one...for now.
The ever growing green wall! Complete with golden snitch ornaments from a birthday a few years ago! The orchids I had unfortunately died while I was on vacation, one root ball is still attached. (my plant sitter was a bit over their head with the collection, only a few were lost. I hold no ill will.) The pathos is still truckin', it's near impossible to kill. I really should remove the last root ball....

Outside vs Inside
More house plant spam to bring joy to my heart.
Front left, avacado tree with Jade, and winter cactus. Back left, one spiky pineapple. Back right a cute peperomia, and a very damaged and leaning cactus. In the front center is a random "decorative mixed planting" I was given. And right, a beautiful and aromatic bay, also recovering from scale.

Outside vs inside
🍋 my wee lemon tree, currently recovering from scale. And a peek of the umbrella palm leaning in from the left. Scale is the worst. It got in my house over the summer and I've been eradicateing it plant by plant!

My garden is hidden under a heap of polar vortex snow, so I'm gonna spam y'all with my house plants. Here is my kitchen ceiling with a bit of pathos. (And a tiny bit of philodendron)

So I have rationally deduced that it was either my cold cold kitchen, or my tap water being unfriendly to microbiology that was the reason my bread never worked in the past. Irrationally I 💯% believe that it was a yeast curse stuck in my kitchen. Either way, this is the 3rd week in a row that fresh sourdough is on my table. I'm heccka proud of myself.