Ho man. We dog sat for a friend a few weeks ago, and tood them to maybe looking to a different kibble, because that dog had the worst farts. They were like "naw man, that's just the dog"
Today our puppy found a busy feeder toy under the couch that had a few of that dogs kibbles still in it... And has had the most god awful stank ass farts all day! Send help.
Fun Fact: puppies don't gain full bladder control until 20 weeks old
And if you have a 12 week old puppy, chances are good that at least once he will /leak/ all over your feet. In the middle of the night. While you are carrying him outside. Causing you to hobble to the bathroom with a dog in one hand, washing you foot with the other hand, because if you set him down it will be more then a /leak/.
#the joy of house training
Also same side who call my mother (I'm 32) to tell her I "never thanked them" for cards or gifts I never received. ??? Don't think I can't smell ya bullshit.
This is the same side of the family who always nag me (publicly) about how I never fly out to visit them... Like, ya gonna buy my ticket or???
🚨 This just in! 🚨
👏 Brewing 👏 Weak 👏 Coffee 👏 Is👏 Workplace 👏 Terrorism 👏
#ifiwantedtea #iwouldamadetea
Ok last one...for now.
The ever growing green wall! Complete with golden snitch ornaments from a birthday a few years ago! The orchids I had unfortunately died while I was on vacation, one root ball is still attached. (my plant sitter was a bit over their head with the collection, only a few were lost. I hold no ill will.) The pathos is still truckin', it's near impossible to kill. I really should remove the last root ball....
Outside vs Inside
More house plant spam to bring joy to my heart.
Front left, avacado tree with Jade, and winter cactus. Back left, one spiky pineapple. Back right a cute peperomia, and a very damaged and leaning cactus. In the front center is a random "decorative mixed planting" I was given. And right, a beautiful and aromatic bay, also recovering from scale.
@stitchwitchery @Some_Person
I feel like a lot of people aren't very adventurous in what they eat. Which is probably why most people only ever eat like, the same 5 or 6 vegetables for the most part.
#sundiy Sourdough Adventures
So I have rationally deduced that it was either my cold cold kitchen, or my tap water being unfriendly to microbiology that was the reason my bread never worked in the past. Irrationally I 💯% believe that it was a yeast curse stuck in my kitchen. Either way, this is the 3rd week in a row that fresh sourdough is on my table. I'm heccka proud of myself.
I'm old trash. I like plants, the arts and shitposts a-plenty. I sew things, grow things, and on occasion I blow (up) things. I can be your reply guy.