Cultural myths summarised:
Greek- zuse fucks someone, hera gets pissed
Norse- loki fucks up, fixes it.
Irish- theft of magical cow causes shit
Welsh-briton - not sleeping with the fairy lords wife is the win condition. Also, cauldrons are awsome.
Scotland - the ocean and lakes are full of terrifying shit. Also don't piss of hags.
Babelonian- gilgamesh is awsome, ishtar is awesome-er
BRB, just processing a profound self realisation
Your true friends are the ones who install your obscure messenger app just to speak to you
This is my first post with mastodon auto share
Harvest time soon!
If I could give one piece of advice to new Mastodon people it would be, Be Considerate. We care about each other a little more over here. Embrace the culture of empathy.
New here on the #Fediverse‽ Bored today? Go check out the inspiring people posting #art on your server or others to follow & fill your timeline w 😍!
#Knitting #Crochet #Sewing
#SkyWriting 🤔 we got any of pilots yet? 🤣
There are many more! Enjoy & welcome!
I hope this new milk substitute is still plant based...
wow today's xkcd is fucking spot-on
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: Today at #DnD club, three 13-yr-olds defeated the monster by asking him how he was feeling, and then sitting him down to a group therapy session. They were on about 3hp each, out of spell slots and healing potions, and they beat the monster with the Power of Empathy.
While Zuck offers a feed to look on, Mastodon offers a feed that looks after you.
You guys are the best.