sheep sheep sheep 🐑🐑🐑 @saltqueer@sunbeam.city

would anyone be interested in buying a #zine about my #visiblemending process? I want to make one, and I'd love to offer it for free, but I'm currently at about -$20/mo income-wise. I'm thinking of showing a couple projects, and probably offering the PDF for $1, and/or a physical version for $3 plus shipping?

@AliceAngel94 this is my gay! her name is Alice and we're so gay the government had to get involved

an #introduction ! I'm an agender lesbian, I came over from tumblr, and my dream is to live on a sheep farm and make textiles! I love knitting, crochet, embroidery, spinning, everything 🐏🐏

I'm trying to shift to a healthier eating plan that isn't ridiculously expensive (all the ones I can find have you eat salmon like,,, 3 times a week!!) but searching "healthy meal plan food stamp budget" just turns up with a fuckton of health bloggers talking about how they tried to eat healthy on a food stamp budget for a week and spent 150% of their budget

alternatively, I could also go for a forum or such with a good, positive, not fatphobic, homophobic, or transphobic community that is understanding of chronic health issues

!!! preferably a not fatphobic instance because I'm babey at this

I should probably #fitness #exercise #workingout #bodyweight #cardio for visibility??

I'm looking for a good fitness related instance? I wanna start working out and documenting it, but I don't wanna inundate this acct with that

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sil's dad "has to" come over to pick up some reception decor. absolutely Nobody Else could possibly do it. he's been attempting to enter the house for nearly a year. so current Wedding Morning Activity is wife and I sitting in the living room with one machete, and various other knives just in case he doesn't take the hint from the locked door and everything he needs to pick up being on the porch

so my mom doesn't know that daddy is a sexual word nowadays, and she calls her dad daddy. the four of us (me, wife, bro, sil) have been LOSING IT behind her back the whole time she's been here

I'm supposed to wake up to start getting ready for bros wedding in the next 2-3 hours and I haven't gone to sleep yet 😅😅😅🙃🙃🙃🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

I used honey with a little bit of cinnamon as an antifungal (slash rooting hormone?) when I planted the cuttings, so I'd say it's not *great* but it's effective, cause they were probably mostly already dead when I stuck them in the ground

my attempt to root a rosemary cutting from the grocery store has officially not failed™️, there are little branch buds growing!!! one out of like 9 made it

breakfast today includes a salad made of... cabbage greens? ig you'd call them. I thinned the cabbage plants to one per pot, and ate what I thinned. they haven't quite started forming heads yet. I also tossed in a bit of basil and sage from my very-soon-to-be sister-in-laws herbs

some day will be the last day I ever live in the same house as a man and I'm so excited for that day