sheep sheep sheep 🐑🐑🐑 @saltqueer@sunbeam.city

would anyone be interested in buying a #zine about my #visiblemending process? I want to make one, and I'd love to offer it for free, but I'm currently at about -$20/mo income-wise. I'm thinking of showing a couple projects, and probably offering the PDF for $1, and/or a physical version for $3 plus shipping?

@AliceAngel94 this is my gay! her name is Alice and we're so gay the government had to get involved

an #introduction ! I'm an agender lesbian, I came over from tumblr, and my dream is to live on a sheep farm and make textiles! I love knitting, crochet, embroidery, spinning, everything 🐏🐏

like
they managed to get the slob with questionable food safety practices that everyone hates mad?? I've literally always been the one everyone is mad at re kitchen cleanliness. this is new

after some yelling by Me, they're both cleaning. I made my wife and I a frozen pizza and specifically didn't offer them any so we're fed. still anger tho

Y'ALL
SO MY WIFE AND I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR A WEEK
OUR OTHER TWO ROOMMATES ARE DUDES
AND WE COME HOME TO THE WORST KITCHEN I'VE EVER SEEN (and I've been kicked out of previous living situations cause I'm shit™ at cleaning)
LIKE
THE DISHWASHER IS FULL (but clean?) THE SINK IS FULL, THERE ARE DIRTY DISHES ON THE STOVE, THE COUNTERTOPS ARE COVERED IN CRUMBS
THERE ARE FLIES
EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE MOLD
THE TRASHCAN IS OVERFLOWING
THE RECYCLING IS OVERFLOWING
IT'S COMPLETELY ABSOLUTELY UNUSABLE
I WALKED IN TO MAKE PASTA, AND THEN DECIDED I'D RATHER STARVE THAN COOK IN THERE
IT'S HORRIBLE

we're HOME
FINALLY

I stg, I'm smoking ALL of our dab oil as soon as we get home. GOD

I bruised my wife's hand with how hard I was gripping it coming in to land at Detroit... I think we won't be taking a plane again. hopefully if we ever get to do international travel neither of us get too seasick...

we're scheduled to land 1 minute before our second flight starts boarding, and 5 minutes *after* our third flight starts boarding

but hey I get a cozy house and a lightning storm

I'm in PA for a week, and the place I'm staying is under flood advisory for about 3 hours. my desert child brain is baffled by how much water that is

so far I have
1) drank water
2) drank Gatorade
3) drank tea
4) taken off my bra
5) eaten
6) made my mom carry my stuff
and I'm still just completely wiped I'm scared I'll faint at any moment

we're walking around Boston today looking at Fallout 4 stuff and it's only noon but I'm Exhausted. I might just faint right on the sidewalk lol

it's eight entire hours later and I'm still kinda scared that the plane actually crashed and the universe is just lagging out on killing me

ALSO the plane came down really hard on the runway and Alice literally almost bounced out of her seat

we're just gonna travel by bus/train in the future? anxiety and 24 hrs awake and THE PLANE ROCKING AT 40° ANGLES BOTH WAYS AS WE LAND is a bit much