what made me tweaked enough to post? realising that Google had installed a Bill Gates* in my head:
I'm upgrading a tablet released in 2014 from Android 5 (released in 2014) to Android 7 (released in 2017), and caught myself thinking of this as upgrading an "old" device to "new" software
i.e. the poisonous psychology that's sending us hurtling towards resource wars, climate destruction, and nonexistent computer privacy or security.
*of the infamous "Gates' Law Of Software" http://catb.org/jargon/html/G/Gatess-Law.html