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Hello hoomans,
I am Freya Kitteh, a kitteh who love warmth and sunshine. I also love belly rubs and head scritches. And I love sleeping next to my humans heads and purring loudly in their ears. Purring so loudly that I wake them up. I also like to flomp down at the top of the stairs, nearly tripping my humans up, and demand belly rubs. My interests are:

And did I mention ?

3x feline eye contact 

Happy #caturday. Can you tell that Dog and Fade (the bedroom cats) don’t like Smudge (on right)?

Our cat loves dramatic entrances. @FreyaKitteh will crash through the cat flap, run around downstairs stomping loudly like an elephant. Then race upstairs to take a slide around the guest bedroom floor, before dramatically jumping onto to bed where I'm resting, almost on top of me, then quiet miaow, as if to say 'ta da'.


Pi has now started talking back during video calls.

"You're on mute, Pi."

#cats #MastoCats

Whiskie is my rescue foster kitten and he needs to go to the vet! I’m taking him Saturday to get a physical exam, vaccines and deworming. It’ll cost $59 for the package deal. I’m unemployed and broke. The rescue is able to help with vet fees but I have to front some of it. If you could donate to Whiskie’s vet care I’d really appreciate it! I’ll thank you with more kitten pictures. You can donate at #mutualaid #pets #cats

how to install KITTEN.EXE:
1. install a cat flap in your internet connection
2. put a bowl of tasty bytes near the catflap
3. say "pspspspspspsps"

KITTEN.EXE should appear!

note: if this does not work, an additional thing that might help is setting out an empty box for the kitten to sit in!

I got postcard from hooman friend Manishta!

Miao Freya,
I'm wishing to say hello & I hope you're doing ok. Hope the hooman servants are treating you right, and & you're getting enough belly rubs, treats and catnip.

Please send my love to the hoomans. I know, sigh, you can't get good help these days. Still, they're probably unionised. It's also cool that the garden hooman grew saffron. I hope the piano hooman's skills are enjoyable.

Sending scritches, purrs and hugs to you all, love Manishta

Dear @FreyaKitteh having a chew on your hooman will not result in more belly rubs. Now don't look so disappointed. I don't make the rules, they just are. Next time you'll extended belly rubs as long as chewing does not happen.

I love how cats are these fast and sharp and agile predators, so dangerous, but at the same time:

shoe lace

Hay hoomans, you take care.

Give your cat or other creature some love. That will cheer you both up.

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