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I want to run for political office on the platform of giving every adult woman a knife.

GOKU: flat-assed people of earth, give me your strength!! i'm trying to do a spirit bomb but my asscheeks are dummy thicc and keep throwing me off balance!!!

*singing Bon Jovi but in a Borat voice* "IT'S MY WIIIIIFE"

When I was
A young joy (jeans boy)
My jather (jeans father)
Took me into the jity (jeans city)
To see a marching jand

@gazelle Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, please make me dumber, and thicker

jesus christ himself: if you're rich you can't get into heaven
americans: but like, not anymore right

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Of course I reach peak confidence and hotness while I'm happily married and monogamous like yeah that makes sense couldn't have been while I was single and sad of course not

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How I Defeated Fascism With the Power of Love

by Luigi

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Chapter 1: The Power of Love

The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

Plus, guys on twitter are currently debating whether wiping their butts is gay. If I can convince one straight cis man that proper hygiene is good then I will consider this whole thing community service.

When I started getting into skincare and hair care, there weren't very many resources out there aimed at educating men who are essentially starting from zero. I'm not an expert by any means, but I've learned a lot, and I want to be able to help any other folks who might be in the same boat that I was in a few years ago.

I want to start a skin care and beauty youtube channel oriented at introducing these concepts to dudes. Don't really know where to begin, but I feel like there's a niche for it

*extremely cishet male voice* "I apologize on behalf of my gender."

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writing is just upcycling but for human suffering

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Sunbeam City 🌻

Sunbeam City is a Libertarian Socialist solarpunk instance. It is ran democratically by a cooperative of like-minded individuals.