Why doesn't the proletariat, the larger of the societal classes, simply eat the other one?
i want to smooch and cuddle a boy
but sir these are my emotional support means of production
I know that are a few Muslim members of our dept and someone in my lab is a (non-observant) Hindu, so any trivia that makes these people go "I know that!" would be great.
MY GIRLFRIEND SAID THE AVENGERS TRAILER WASNT VEGAN CUS CHRIS EVANS IS A HUNK OF BEEF SKSKSJSJDKDJDKD
Me: *joins a discord server*
Me: *immediately gets into drama with a white mod who doesnt think cultural appropriation is real*
I feel the spirit of satan in this walmart tonight.
I got tarot cards yesterday and they're so great, I love how effective they are.
what if you jerked off
boost for yes, fave for no
lets bring back the push for 5 hour work days
are aliens gonna b mad when they're translating our language and realizing that keyboard slams mean absolutely fucking nothing. Or that some words that look like keyboard slams actually have meanings. Are we gonna be making them mad-
my therapist: let's talk about your emotions
me: absolutely butterfucking not
y'all obsessed with milk, that's fine, more Egg Nog for me.
Me: I think I'm autistic.
Psychologist acquaintance: When you imagine things, how do you imagine them?
Me: Like an artsy, indie film.
Psychologist acquaintance: You're autistic.
Trans/NB people with dysphoria: I love you.
Trans/NB people without dysphoria: I love you.
Trans/NB people who want to go through surgery: I love you.
Trans/NB people who don't want to go through surgery: I love you.
Trans/NB people: I love you.
On one hand: fuck capitalism
On the other: hnnng want moneys
nb socialist, @thesquidranger on tumblr
Sunbeam City is a solarpunk instance.