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[MY BOSS]: "You and I need to have a chat about appropriate work attire..."

[ME]: *muffled noise*

[BOSS]: "I can't understand what you're saying."

[ME]: *removes ball gag from mouth* "I said 'talk to my union rep, binch.'"

My eyes salivate looking at another thing to be depressed about

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CW for ultra-violence

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I have found comfort amidst my overwhelming feelings of inadequacy

Eminem isn't real, he's a figment of the collective white imagination

Xbox is only for people named trey or matt

I have nothing interesting to say but I love this community ❤❤🏃‍♂️

If you never pee your body becomes permanently hydrated

I gently scream into the void as the sound of "All Star" by smash mouth pours into my ears

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Sunbeam City 🌻

Sunbeam City is a Libertarian Socialist solarpunk instance. It is ran democratically by a cooperative of like-minded individuals.