Vangluss @Vangluss@sunbeam.city
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"The darker the horror, the brighter the flame."
Joined Aug 2018
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the workers in philosophical hypotheticals are taking industrial action. the room is no longer translating, the trolley car has stopped running. the alternate ship of theseus is unfinished.
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monday morning in the office is a play where the men prove their dominance by attempting to most forcefully saying the word "MORNING!" to you
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im a libertarian because if i want to shoot what's inside a glowstick into my arms i should be allowed to. fuck you mom
People who demand debates online after insulting you were probably kids who thought their parents were fucking champs for shrilly requesting the manager at Walmart
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workshopping some #jojo OCs (coming up with a feline stand design that doesnt look like killer queen is a Struggle)
#sketchbook #mastoart #jjba #OC
Horny
I used to make fun of people who found the Crystal Gems hot, but I've realized that Pearl is incredibly arousing to me for some reason
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Broke Economics
@cypnk
The solarpunk near-future will feature the poor cutting down and hewing boxelder from abandoned lots in order to craft daily necessities
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it's saturday you know what that means? time to bray like a wild animal and shit my khaki shorts
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few things irritate me as much as libertarians describing themselves as anarchists
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disrespecting the spider man devs by refusing to web-sling through new york city and just walking everywhere like a prick. it takes hours. spider man isn’t special and he needs to learn that
Time to party like a British gentleman. And you know what that means - drinking exactly half a can of seltzer water before stopping because it's too spicy and hurting my stomach
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I commissioned Twitter pixel artist jmw327 to draw a full isometric sprite of Plume, and wow, I am in love with the results! I'm not sure if they have a Mastodon account with a different name, but if you're on Twitter, you should totally go follow them!
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i want to make it clear that i am a british people hate account
C L E A R
T A M E I
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good Morning fishgoths and ecocrustpunks, lets get this bread
It's the start of Fall, and you know what that means? Time to eat a delicious yet incredibly top heavy snack that everybody pretends isn't an exercise in patience and dexterity as sticky shit covers your hands
Where are all the rare, elusive Japanese commies on this site, considering Mastodon's origins?
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"This is 'Keys'. She keeps putting her paws in the air and nobody knows why." - https://imgur.com/gallery/1OVsa
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Status
- Mostly alive
"The darker the horror, the brighter the flame."
Joined Aug 2018
