Lunarpunk Unicorn @MissionControl@sunbeam.city

pls use this image wisely when boosting on someone's timeline.

A dragon is a cat who got what they wished for. *curls up in a sunbeam and goes to sleep*

* I move away from the microphone to breathe in

Meow!

I sometimes forget how unaccountably bothered reactionaries are by women who dye their hair fun colors or cut it short. but it's hilarious

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"I don't have enough spoons to talk to you directly, so I'm gonna lurk your profiles as a way to still be with you." Is such a good and valid mood, y'all.

this is your irregular reminder that if all landlords stopped being landlords then nobody would be sad except those who could no longer profit from exploitation.

Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.

Well, I took the bait! 🦊☕

#MastoArt #CreativeToot #Lineart

I like how kingdom hearts implies that goofy is an anime boy

Ready to watch "anti-clout" Mastodon pretend that "actually, Jewish people aren't oppressed at all, they're just white people acting like they're oppressed" is somehow anything more nuanced than boring run-of-the-mill leftist antisemitism just because it was said by their problematic fave "controversial" adversarial authoritarian troll

Jobless, inventory clearance to pay the bills 17 Feb: hand flowers (3 black, 2 green, 1 red, 1 blue, 1 purple, 1 green/orange in stock) and hand armor (purple shown, also have 1 in blue), $25 each including USA shipping, paypal.me/tarlimanjoppos #maille #chainmail #jewelry #art #mastoart

i was gonna come up with some disgusting garbage to say, but why should i be doing the heavy lifting. im basically the lord of this platform at this point. i have accrued more social capital than that worm, john d rockefeller, could ever have dreamed of. i am king shit, and you are my servants. you should be writing these posts for me and then praising me for forcing you to do it.

ok fine heres a fucking post: i had a rib removed so i could piss into my own mouth

think positively. what if nobody has ever existed

@MissionControl
You are the Indus River Valley

@sophia
If abstinence-only sex education leads to more unplanned pregnancies, what can we deduce about abstinence-only security education...?

If people want to keep things safe and secure maybe they should just not do things which they wouldn't want other people to see so they don't have to worry
teaching people to secure their shit so they can do what the fuck they want

thinking about claiming I saw a sel post that no one else got to see because they deleted it too quickly, then being run off the site in disgrace when sel returns and proves me a liar