Hazel:Resplendent Goat Goddess @Hazelcrazygoatlady@sunbeam.city

Since @tulsi did her intro today, I figured I might as well hop on the belated #intro train:

I'm Hazel, I was born in a broken up hippie commune in Berkeley, a City built on the graves of the Ohlone. 3erd Gen Hippie.

Spent some Time in the sticks of Mendocino County, before moving to Occupied Cherokee land of the Eastern Appalachians for college.

I have an Abiding passion for Agriculture, and using Hot Takes I Don't Believe to force people to see things differently.
Secretary for local HVACco

Likes: Fuckin', Truckin', and ownin' noobs on the internet
Dislikes: everything else

flavored yogurts are interesting, but not great

homemade Aryan (Persian yogurt drink) 1 part yogurt, 2.5 parts water, ground mint, salt to taste.

To the tune of Peaches by Presidents of The USA
Movin' back to Cali
Gonna eat me alot of mandarins
Movin' back to Cali
Gonna work some fucking dead end job
Movin' back to Cali
Gonna fight drunk in my underwear
Movin' back to Cali
Gonna eat me alot of mandarins

find you a guy who'll write a song like this when you break up with him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks0v4nHpjkc

Currently watching: a Wholesome Wisconsin Mechanic Dad calmly and clearly going through how to electrify a motorcycle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0L9ke5GnO0&list=PLmHss3DBZUin2XgGB3vvhxPkLKW0b_mfk&index=1

Abbie Hoffman canceled for the promotion of smoking mids in Steal This Book