Hazel, Sad Goat Bitch @Hazelcrazygoatlady@sunbeam.city

Since @tulsi did her intro today, I figured I might as well hop on the belated #intro train:

I'm Hazel, I was born in a broken up hippie commune in Berkeley, a City built on the graves of the Ohlone. 3erd Gen Hippie.

Spent some Time in the sticks of Mendocino County, before moving to Occupied Cherokee land of the Eastern Appalachians for college.

I have an Abiding passion for Agriculture, and using Hot Takes I Don't Believe to force people to see things differently.
Secretary for local HVACco

my smoking blend for bad brain
-two parts Mullen- to help it go down smooth
-one part Damiana- to make you feel joy
-one part Skullcap- to flush out depression
-one part Mugwort- to reduce anxiety
- and one part Marijuana- cuz when im fucked up that's the real me 😎

virgin regular bikes:
-requires balance and fitness
-really easy to hurt your self
-for nerds who don't know how bikes work
-annoying af

chad recumbent bikes:
-sit down at all times like a boss
-impossible to tip
-cupholders for when you stop at lights
-rad as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyBFySXi6Cc&ytbChannel=null

night post: Smokin' weed and filpin' 'booch makes me happy, snappy, and wild

I always find it funny when Nelson Mandela gets put with the recuperated non-violence heroes. Like, Literally in the long road to freedom (good book you should read it) he straight up just says outright: Non-violence is a tactic that you can only use when the whole world is watching (or words to this affect). HE WAS ARRESTED FOR RUNNING THE GUERILLA WING OF THE ANC!!!! WHICH LATER DESTABILIZED THE REGION SO BAD THAT WHEN THE FIRST ROUND OF SANCTIONS WENT UP THE GOVERNMENT LITERALLY CRUMPLED.

Never Forget (that Nelson Mandela was an actual terrorist)

good ol' Jack Daniels no.7

whichever fucking armchair historians they hired to do straight up Orientalism, I want to fight to the death, because god dammit I want realism in my fascist video game!!!!!

Isn't fucked up that in Crusader Kings 2 Islamic rulers have a decadence meter, while Christen rulers do not?

Also Tehanu By Ursula K LeGuin, which is a great work in Feminist lit, but also entirely about farmers

I just remembered another thing that's 100% peasant fiction- The Wizard of Oz, since its a heavy handed allegory for the populist movement

I wish American education actually covered the gilded age in detail rather then just lightly touching on the accession of Grant, the killing Garfield, and McKinley's wars. I mean that's what they teach you about in AP US History, I don't imagine that the normal less standardized classes even touch on that.

This is all such a shame because we very clearly are slipping into a second gilded age, complete with wacko politicians, a demobilized public, and people who have been driven insane with the amount of wealth they accumulated. The silicon valley types grow fancy facial hair, wear top hats, and seem to just generally copy that eras aesthetic.

I cant wait for a Muller Investigation follower to assassinate Cory Booker after he wins the presidency.