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That this House recognize that my cock and balls form a nation within a united Canada

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looking for milfs not in my area, preferably from other planets to help me escape earth

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hyped for the release of the nintendo sub...

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themainlander.com/2017/06/24/a

"In Vancouver, cop-sympathetic gay and trans people attempt to provide a logic of localism, which posits that the problems of police violence happen elsewhere, most notably down south in the US or out east in Toronto, but not in our own backyard. Such claims erase and minimize police violence on Coast Salish territories, including the recent murder of Phuong Na (Tony) Du and brutalization of Solomon Akintoye, and the ongoing violence and incarceration of Indigenous people and other low-income residents of the Downtown Eastside."

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can pol 

all senators know is challenge opposition leader to boxing match, kill legislation, be racist, and lie

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@DissidentKitty the one ring is the embodiment of ultimate power, the dwarves, elves and men are lived in hierarchical societies where power was instilled in a few, so Sauron needed only to place himself at the top of the hierarchies they'd already constructed for themselves for him to dominate most of Middle Earth.

To contrast, the hobbits live in an anarchistic society where there is no hierarchical authority, hence no few hobbits at the top to pass those rings onto. Sauron, like when any hierarchical empire discovers an anarchic society, would have no idea how to deal with that.

Dwarves, elves and men all desire power, hobbits only desire chill.

This is why hobbits make such good ring bearers, because they have no such desire to use this ultimate power. Men, elves and dwarves all quickly succomb to the all-corrupting lure of that power, but Frodo literally forgot about the one ring for decades in the first book.

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@healyn look at this albert einstein lookin motherfucker, you look like a dog fucked a nerd. go eat a leaf.

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Someone should invent a bowl that doesn't get warmer than the food it contains when microwaved

very disappointing results. the correct answer is of course breakfast, lunch, supper

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What're the three meals of the day? There is only one correct answer

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In memory of the time my dog Griz went outside in the snow and got snowball pants

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yo remember that guy he was like buttigieg but lankier and he dropped out before the election even began and his name was like beta or something? cause I don't

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What're the three meals of the day? There is only one correct answer

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erective dysfunction,

when one is saddled with both executive and erectile dysfunction

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registering trademarks is just buying domain names, but for boomers

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Putting my house on AirBNB so Aquaman can stay there after global warming destroys it

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in Saanich there's a 5 way intersection and yes it's as fucked up as it sounds

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**white person voice** saving the environment was invented in the 1980s

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Sunbeam City is a anticapitalist, antifascist solarpunk instance that is run collectively.