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I Do Not Know How To Explain To You That You Should Care About Others

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They're called biscuits when there's two of them and triscuits when there's three of them. Try never to have four of them because no one can pronounce quadscuits

I said heatrash!
It's a rash from the heat!

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if you have need of my services leave some plain tortillas out on the counter and i will appear at 2 am precisely

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70s sci-fi is frustrating because authors will present you with these wildly interesting concepts like a species of sapient geometric shapes who form gestalt personalities by stacking, but can't imagine motivations for female characters more complex than 'women be shopping'

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I want to want to do something. Anything

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Rugged individualism is the biggest lie ever sold to Americans and is a scam to keep welfare costs and taxes low for the wealthy.

Don't be afraid to ask for help.

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the idea that it's ok for people to live in relative poverty because ancient kings couldnt have dreamed of owning something like a refrigerator is so fucking insulting i dont even know where to begin

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unfortunately, as many of you already know, computers

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buffoonery levels are holding at 99%

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Impossible to photograph. I'm excited to get their tank all set up and get them some pals now that it's cycled!

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Some of my "adopted" succulents are growing!
(I took them as leaves from plants in a hardware store)
Succulents are so cute, but the grow so slowly! Idk if I'm doing something wrong or if there's anyway to give them a boost

Update: I finally figured out why they keep getting bugs and am much more prepared to deal with it now

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News Anchor 1: And now, for our Community Pets segment, we go to Chanel 9 correspondent Chris Milger, live at the scene.Chris?

News Anchor 2: Thanks, Jane. I'm currently at the Anderson residence where their pet cat, Buttercup, is currently sticking her leggy out.

News Anchor 1: Yes; I can see that. Now, – tell me, Chris – are you able to see how far she's sticking out the leggy?

News Anchor 2: Well,it's hard to be certain, Jane, but I'd have to say it's real far.

News Anchor 1: Fascinating.

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Sunbeam City 🌻

Sunbeam City is a anticapitalist, antifascist solarpunk instance that is run collectively.