if you crack your knuckles the "crunchman" will come for you and take your ears
Unless he is Very Slow
In which case I will forever live in fear
@witchfynder_finder the crunchman moves at a rate imperceptible to the human eye
@selontheweb So like
Is that very fast or very slow?
@witchfynder_finder this i cannot divulge
Suspicious but I suppose I must accept it
@selontheweb capitize me crunchman
@grant this toot is incredible
@selontheweb thank you, I am medium sauced rn
Sunbeam City is a anticapitalist, antifascist solarpunk instance that is run collectively.