Becky @becky@sunbeam.city

Landlords: I take all the risk by owning these properties and exploiting residents to line our pockets.

Also landlords: Our tenants can't pay so what breaks do I get? I can't take this much risk!

Fuck off. Fuck the fucking fuck off.

Spain to become first country in Europe to roll out universal basic income
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/coronavirus-spain-universal-basic-income-europe-a9449336.html

Maybe if you stopped shaking hands in hospitals to brag about it to the press you'd be alright Johnson but what do I know about being prime minister. Anyway, free up that bed asap pet

Sometimes bad things *do* happen to bad people

:)

common misconception in 50 years: no zoomers were not called zoomers because of zoom video conferencing

cultural portrayal of medieval peoples: "Ah, 'tis a hard life stoically tending the fields for eleven hours every single day of my life til my death at the ripe old age of thirty, but at least i have the guidance of my austere and vindictive god to comfort me."

reality: "Hey we're not working today because today is another incredibly specific holy day, lets go to the festival, get wasted, and have a good fuckin time. YO BARD, TELL THE ONE ABOUT LOKI TYING A GOAT'S BEARD TO HIS BALLS"

Sometimes people ask me what the secret to cutting your own hair is and it’s the same secret to how I live most of my life: be okay with totally fucking it up and wearing hats.

Ok so, guillotines and trebuchets are nice, but I like multitasking, so let's bury them on their golf courses to build the soil back up before turning it into farmland.

It be like that

Uh, holy shit, Ableton is giving a free *90 day* trial of Live Studio https://www.ableton.com/en/trial/

#musicproduction

(cc @Aleums @hyperlink etc)

Michael Gove, with disappointment in his tone: "the virus does not discriminate". His intentions scuppered, now realising that being obscenely privileged doesn't make you invincible

I’m really liking the light on my window plants now

There's a growing list here of areas in the UK with Mutual Aid Groups organised to help people deal with the virus.

If there's a local group, attend if you can, or request its help if you need it. If there is no local group, make one with your neighbours and make sure it's added to the list. Then make the existence of these groups available locally so people know they have support.
https://freedomnews.org.uk/covid-19-uk-mutual-aid-groups-a-list/

#COVID19 #COVID19UK #COVID_19 #corona #coronavirus #virus