This is mind-blowing: first proven omnivorous shark identified. Looking forward to all the herbivorous sharks we now start finding in fossil record! theguardian.com/environment/20

D̕ar̷k ćl͘o̡uḑs tw͏i͏rl ̢in͏ th̡e҉ d̀íst͜ance.̸
̴Th͝e͘ şm̵e̸ll o͠f b͜ri͘m҉s҉t́oņe ̵f́i̛lls̵ your nos̢ţri͞lś.̡

D͜r͝um̴s ͏s̛o͘un̸d ̨off̧ in͠ th҉e͞ ͘d͢istan̸c͟e͠ an͞d ͜a b͘a̕n̸shee̛'͢s scr̵e̢a҉m ͠c̀an ̸b͡e he̶a҉rd̛ j̨u̡s̢t a͘b͞o̡ve.̨
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Th̶e͜ a͞r͟ḿy͏ of͜ hel̛l ̛is҉ ̀a͘t your b̀ack̡ ̛w̴ai͟t̛in̨g foŗ ̧y͝ou̡r̸ c̕ơm҉m͟and̛. ̨

H̷arnes͘s҉ thesè ͠force̸s͏ of ͜d̛es̴tr̵u̢c͝t̢i͘o͡n̛ a̷n͝d ͝t͝h͏e ͡wo̶r͠ld is͢ ýo̸uŗs̸.

I͘n t͟hįs͘ l҉if͡e͏ and ͠the ̀nex̡t́,͘ ͟k͠nǫw͝ ̵t͠h̛at͏ ̛yo̵u͘ ́cán a̴c̷com͞pl͏is͡h any͠tḩi҉n̡g.҉

How to perform CPR:
Step 1. Take hammer
Step 2. SMASH

Sliding into the dms is overrated. Good alternatives include:

Slithering into the dms
Crawling into the dms
Scuttling into the dms

Carthagian Science Institute was formed 100 years after biological warfare decimated the land and sullied any hope of regrowth. In a dying world Carthagian sought to use old GMO research to create plant life that could turn what had poisoned the soil into nutrients. As the population rapidly decreased due to starvation, leaders were desperate for a solution and ordered the scientists to seek a fast growing solution as well. (1/3)

Eggs don’t have bones idiot I will never be drafted into the skeleton wars

Eat, Prey Upon The Weak And Find Sustenance In Their Flesh, Love

video games peaked with Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal

people who decorate with fake plants will not survive the revolution

People often wonder why printers are so cantankerous but frankly any device that embeds pigmented runes in the remains of long-dead trees is going to be stricken by an ancient faerie curse from the start

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Sunbeam City is a anticapitalist, antifascist solarpunk instance that is run collectively.