Joke, ableism but reversed 

I'm a neurotypical expert.

I'm not an NT myself but trust me, I'm an expert. If you have any questions about neurotypicals I can answer them because I read a few books about neurotypicals. I even have neurotypical family members!

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Joke, ableism but reversed 

Diagnostic criteria for neurotypicality:

- Really loud for no good reason, not for stimming or anything, just knowingly loud, plays loud music in shopping centres
- Don't understand that you're supposed to actually say what you *mean*. They talk in vague terms for no real reason and that causes problems with social interaction. This is a serious problem which causes many misunderstandings and confusion.

Example:
NT: "wanna come over to my place"
Actual meaning: "would you like to have a sexual interaction with me?"

- Make eye contact when talking for some reason. Teach your child to look away if they do this.
- unable to have real interests. They tend to have trouble fixating on something specific. This is a big problem because how will they make friends if they don't have a special interest to talk about?

Please donate to NT speaks to cure this horrible disease. Thanks.

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Joke, ableism but reversed 

@Some_Person do you think vaccines cause NT? all the people i know who suffer from NT had been vaccinated

Joke, ableism but reversed 

@kiilas oh yeah that is a good point! Gotta publish a paper now, let everyone know.

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