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I'm a neurotypical expert.

I'm not an NT myself but trust me, I'm an expert. If you have any questions about neurotypicals I can answer them because I read a few books about neurotypicals. I even have neurotypical family members!

Joke, ableism but reversed 

Diagnostic criteria for neurotypicality:

- Really loud for no good reason, not for stimming or anything, just knowingly loud, plays loud music in shopping centres
- Don't understand that you're supposed to actually say what you *mean*. They talk in vague terms for no real reason and that causes problems with social interaction. This is a serious problem which causes many misunderstandings and confusion.

NT: "wanna come over to my place"
Actual meaning: "would you like to have a sexual interaction with me?"

- Make eye contact when talking for some reason. Teach your child to look away if they do this.
- unable to have real interests. They tend to have trouble fixating on something specific. This is a big problem because how will they make friends if they don't have a special interest to talk about?

Please donate to NT speaks to cure this horrible disease. Thanks.

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@Some_Person I'm NT but I've have a lot of Asperger's / Autistic friends and I always appreciate their candidness and the clarity with which they see the world. There's a trend in that direction at least. Awesome folks.

@puffinus_puffinus @Some_Person I don't find it wrong to say something about people from the spectrum when you're not. Especially if you have close friends from the spectrum you're probably going to do it in good faith.

But NT representing and speaking for people of the spectrum is a bit bullocks. I mean I'm from the spectrum and I can't speak for people on the spectrum except for the one thing we all universally agree on, wich is: "Yo those celling hammock things are dope, let's sit there."

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@Some_Person do you think vaccines cause NT? all the people i know who suffer from NT had been vaccinated

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@kiilas oh yeah that is a good point! Gotta publish a paper now, let everyone know.

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