Cross posting safety PSA 

Since everyone is talking about cross posters: u should know if someone (who cross posts) boosts ur nude/pic, that pic goes on their Twitter. You're extra scummy in my book if u do this. Respect people's choice to put their content *here*.

selfie, cat 

this is the second cuddle he's asked for in the past hour :')

boost 2 tell portia ur proud of her for adjusting to a new home in a new state so well

TODAY IN FUCK CAPITALISM AND IMPERIALISM 

The US military bases on Guam give their service members a $2400 housing allowance a month. As a result, every single place -- houses, big nice apartments, small shitty apartments -- charges $2400 a month rent. So a bunch of native Chamorro people are homeless.

3 dogs who would never escape and would never eat my plants

In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of Jeff. She is, the birthday girl.

You may notice I didn't include my age in my introduction post. This only means I'm older than 25 and therefore knocking on death's door

My wife is looking for ideas for things to paint. If you have a left-politics-themed picture idea you'd like to see come to life, let me know.

Boost this toot to make my wife happy, ignore if you're a monster who hates my wife and art

HEY GUYS!!! its my FUCKING BIRTHDAY CUCKLORDS. what the FUCK is up. BOOST this toot NOW!!!!!

ok gonna add some more. @lynnesbian BETTER SHITPOSTS THAN MINE OR TODDS!! UNFOLLOW US AND FOLLOW HER INSTEAD!!!
@realmaxkeeble has some ok opinions on music. theyre alright
@cjwyoming new account!! baby account!!! follow now
@citrustwee #jeff
@pizzadog best account on mastodon right now!!!

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If you’re wondering what I could bring to your timeline -full disclosure- it’s jack shit. It’s nothing but somehow worse. It’s like getting water in your ear and not even having the satisfaction of feeling it trickle out.

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Sunbeam City 🌻

Sunbeam City is a Libertarian Socialist solarpunk instance. It is ran democratically by a cooperative of like-minded individuals.